Lisa Lardashian Wants 'Mature-Looking' Suitors for 'Bachelorette' Rachel Lindsay (and Herself)
“Recently, I even gifted her with a bottle of Personal Wine's “Will You Accept This Rosé?” Fall Creek White Zinfandel, which she immediately took into her arms like a newborn child. I couldn't convince her to open it because she wanted to save it for a "special occasion"
“Lisa Lardashian Wants 'Mature-Looking' Suitors for 'Bachelorette' Rachel Lindsay (and Herself)"
“Recently, I even gifted her with a bottle of Personal Wine's “Will You Accept This Rosé?” Fall Creek White Zinfandel, which she immediately took into her arms like a newborn child. I couldn't convince her to open it because she wanted to save it for a "special occasion", but I wanted to try it and reclaimed authority over the bottle when she left the room. I'm not a sommelier, but I can tell you that the flavor notes I observed while quietly taking sips in the corner were strawberry lemonade, red Laffy Taffy, pink Starburst, and lululemon racerback tee.
I suggest that you prepare to dive into Rachel Lindsay's ~love journey~ by stocking up on a bottle or five of the super-affordable White Zinfandel (or the Sparkling Rosé!) from Personal Wine. Until it arrives, pour yourself a glass of something hydrating and pair it with this brief interview with Lisa Lardiere about The Bachelor, Chris Harrison, and the kind of soap he probably prefers down below.”
