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Orders placed after 2 a.m. will be processed the following business day. Once your order has been processed the delivery dates are as follows, depending on your service:

Service Turn around Expect delivery by
(if ordered today)
Standard 8-10 business days 1/26
Priority 6 business days 1/22
Expedited 4 business days 1/20

On-time Delivery Guarantee

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Product Details

Everyone needs a little humor with their wine nowadays! We are here to help you all through this with our online wine delivery! This Windmill Cabernet Sauvignon and Devi Blanc de Blancs funny wine gift set will surely be appreciated and enjoyed. Yes, this red and sparkling wine set comes with a FREE roll of toilet paper!

2018 Windmill Cabernet Sauvignon: This fresh vintage from California was an ideal growing season with the perfect conditions for bloom and fruit set. A dry winter led to a mild spring and cool summer. The extra summer fog and cloud cover allowed for an extended growing season resulting in excellent flavor concentration, good acidity, and structure. It opens with tempting aromas of blackberry, plum, and bright fruits. Alluring flavors of ripe, red berries and tasty notes of blackcurrant and oak envelop the palate and lead to an elegantly smooth finish.

Devi Blanc de Blancs: This sparkling Brut is a beautiful pale gold with delicate bubbles and a bouquet of fresh pear and apple. It has a clean attack, with the small bubbles offering a refreshing zing to the mouthfeel. Devi Blanc de Blancs sparkling wine is very pleasant to the taste thanks to a well-balanced dosage. This bubbly will pair well with most light aperitifs or white meat, but goes exceptionally well with fish and seafood.

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