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Orders placed after 2 a.m. will be processed the following business day. Once your order has been processed the delivery dates are as follows, depending on your service:

Service Turn around Expect delivery by
(if ordered today)
Standard 8-10 business days 5/30
Priority 6 business days 5/26
Expedited 4 business days 5/24

On-time Delivery Guarantee

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Here's To Not Losing Your Shit! (Red/White + Toilet Paper)


Product Details

Everyone needs a little humor with their wine now a days! We are here to help you all through this with our online wine delivery! This TafidaCabernet Sauvignon and Party Favor Pinot Grigio funny wine gift set will surely be appreciated and enjoyed. Yes, this red and white wine set comes with a FREE roll of toilet paper!

2018 Tafida Cabernet Sauvignon: This fresh vintage from California was an ideal growing season with the perfect conditions for bloom and fruit set. A dry winter led to a mild spring and cool summer. The extra summer fog and cloud cover allowed for an extended growing season resulting in excellent flavor concentration, good acidity, and structure. It opens with tempting aromas of blackberry, plum, and bright fruits. Alluring flavors of ripe, red berries and tasty notes of blackcurrant and oak envelop the palate and lead to an elegantly smooth finish.

Party Favor Pinot Grigio: The grapes for this delicate California Pinot Grigio were carefully harvested at full, plump ripeness and gently pressed. To protect the delicate fruit flavors of white peach and poached nectarine we intentionally used stainless steel fermentation and aging. The aromas of Marigold flowers and bright cantaloupe melon will entice your pallet and make you yearn for this round and fruity treat.

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